Thursday, November 16, 2006

School Is Out Forever / Adventures of Benny Sum

Exams are out! School Is Out! No More uniform ever! No studies for around 4 months! Wooopeee! Ahhh, I've never felt so good before and on top of it, I'm flying back at 12:45am tomorrow!
Muahahahhahahahahaha

Why do I love going home?
1) My baby <3
2) Parents
3) Friends
4) CG
5) Palymra
6) Food!
7) Shopping
8) Car

Checklist - No More Exams

So after the Indonesian exam which ended at 2pm I was starving badly therefore I decided to go to the city for food and Ben of course wanted to go and celebrate - 20 minutes later he came to McMeckan ...........

Lets just say I'm covering his blush

For the first time ever Ben drank so much alcohol that he is completely fucked out of his mind. He said so much shit that was ridiculously funny and I thought he was fine at first. Met cX in Melbourne Central and went to Nandos for lunch, at that point Ben was feeling dizzy and he just sat down on the table ordering us to do stuffs for him. I ordered my hot peri chicken and cX ordered extra egg, extra chicken, extra avocado, extra whatever burger for Ben which he insisted. Fair enough, my food arrived first and Ben threw a tantrum and the next thing I know he kinda passed out and slept......not for long his hands just went -splat- on my chicken and chips. wtf?. Then his burger came and the way he was eating it was so babyish and not only he finished his burger he ate all my chips and ordered another. By then he was completed down, he slept for 30 minutes in Nandos while me and cX just laughed our asses off. Then we headed to n2c because Ben insisted he wanted to play DotA. After registering our IDs we sat down and joined a game.

*looks at Ben*
Ben: ZzzZzzzz
Marcus&cX: *swt*

After 2 Hours of gimping me and cX thought Ben was sober enough, so we left the cafe and the most horrible thing happened. Ben puked twice in the arcade and we were forced to do community service to clean up his dirty deeds. I guess this is where Ben's day ended. He was so sick that I had to send him home to his aunt's in Tooronga. Thank God I decided to walk him home rather than dropping off at Kooyong, he obviously puked again and I felt good after sending him back or not I'll be thinking too much at the airport. Hah

Ben - Get well soon bro. See you in M'sia.

So why was Ben so fucked?

Bottle of Jacob's Creek 750ml Wine $11.90
Lunch at
Nandos $14.80
Bottle of Pump $3.00
Sleeping at n2c $5.20
Watching
cX mopping the floor - Priceless.....Free
Watching the smartest person drunk for the first time ever and last ever - Priceless

Yes, Ben did dunked a bottle of wine in 2minutes and had a can of Cougar. Why? Ask him.

Drink with responsibility! Look at what me and
cX had to go through! Thank God for sober Ben to say ' I'll never touch alcohol in my life again ' Good On Ya! Rightyo gotta pack my stuffs and say my last goodbyes to the peeps in the boarding house.


5 comments:

The Reluctant Blogger said...

this..made...my....day. Funniest thing I've seen in a while, esp since it's Sumbo.

Ben said...

Hey marcus and cx, thx alot man ... if it werent for u guys ... i probably would have puked all over some1 then kena bash ... I LOVE u guys man ... btw im better now ... and at 1 am ... im gonna go play DOTA yeahhhhh ... /gg

absolutjin said...

omg sumbo u are fantastic la lol ur a fkin genuis la hahahahahahah this sumbo should be ball the sumbro stories hahahahahahahha shieeet man i swear ur the biggest idiot ever lol im going to bring u to my house and pump u with alcohol see wat happens lol

Unknown said...

lol, i cant believe it, sumbo, u r a legend :P
I have never heard sumbo been this crazy, too bad i missed it :P

Marcus said...

Alright! I'm back and the internet is sooooooooooooooooo slow. So what can I say boys? Don't drink alcohol! its bad!!!!

Fong&Jin: I gotta tell u the whole story you'll laugh even more.