Poems In The Restrooms

Good poems by not so famous poets in restrooms, pretty interesting.

A budding poet trying his BEST
Washroom Graffiti 1
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall i be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Washroom Graffiti 2
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote this....
Washroom Graffiti 3
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets....
Washroom Graffiti 4
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose....
Washroom Graffiti 5
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls